| Monday, May 14th, 2012 |
| 2:12 am |
26; Well don't we just have some big personalities joining us this year? |
| Friday, April 27th, 2012 |
| 1:28 am |
25; None of you will believe which Victor is going to be having their own little litter of Mini-Madocs! I'd string this out with a series of deviously clever hints and clues but yawn who has the time IT'S TESLA. Apparently his coal is powering her engine, if you know what I mean. A little District-related punnage there for you all.
All I can say is they better let the babies grow up in Twelve so that when they're reaped I get to dress them OR ELSE I WILL JUST SCREAM. |
| Wednesday, April 11th, 2012 |
| 8:45 am |
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| Sunday, April 8th, 2012 |
| 12:24 pm |
23; Well, now that Twelve is out of the running again I'll need to decide exactly who I'm rooting for this year. Those of you with surviving Tributes are welcome to make your cases below - and do remember that I tend to be a rather vocal pundit!
My allegiance can also be courted with gifts and flattery, just FYI. |
| Sunday, April 1st, 2012 |
| 5:00 pm |
22; ATTENTION everyone, as I was leaving the wonderful party I came across a poor lost handheld, which I'm trying to reconnect with it's owner, samaritan that I am. The important details are locked, so I'll have to make do with the info I can find. Please respond if you:
- Took the Circus! poll on Victor you most wanted to shag and chose Hotswap - Have a surprisingly low score of 18 on the Hunger Games Emulator App - Seem to have a strong preoccupation with Henric/Ash slash fiction sites - Have an extensive collection of overly sentimental romantic ballads
Just drop me a line and I'll have it back to you in a jiffy! |
| Saturday, March 31st, 2012 |
| 1:46 pm |
21; [Right when this happened, during Snow's party]OMG |
| 1:28 pm |
20; OH MY GOD THE VICTORS ARE GOING TO REENACT THE QUARTER QUELL FINALE
EVERYONE COME WATCH!!! |
| Tuesday, March 27th, 2012 |
| 1:45 am |
19; Weeeeeeeeeell THAT WAS EXCITING
We are on our way back so KEEP THOSE PARTIES GOING till we get there and if you see Spirit wave because she is sending me a livefeed from her contact lens cam!!! In the meantime we are having our own shindig here and I have already invented the JET FUEL which is peppermint firewater and cinnamon shnapps with a dissolving energy tablet in it
it will put you in a coma but then BOOM ENERGY BURST |
| Monday, March 26th, 2012 |
| 2:08 pm |
18; Ugh I HATE that we have to go with the hovercraft to the Arena! It's not even like we send the Tributes out in our outfits, we just put them into whatever drab survival gear they're given and send them out the door with a wave and a bonne chance. And while we're doing so we miss ALL THE GOOD CORNUCOPIA PARTIES!
I expect you lovelies in the Capitol to be in regular contact please. We get a raw feed in the Stockyards, but it's just not the same. I'll be back to join in the fun just as soon as I'm able. |
| Friday, March 23rd, 2012 |
| 1:56 pm |
17; For anyone else who's absolutely dying with curiosity and anticipation over what's going on in the Super Secret Tribute Citadel today, you're welcome to join me at The Training Centre. Not exactly the Capitol's most chic bar, but all that kitschy drinking-related training equipment just seems apropos today.
Anyone think they can do more Survival Shots than me? |
| Monday, March 19th, 2012 |
| 12:34 pm |
16; Alright my lovelies, it's that moment you've all been waiting for: THE PSEUDO-OFFICIAL PARADE RECAP WITH STYLIST EXTRAORDINAIRE TYPHER LOQUAX!Offerings this year ran the full gamut from drab to dazzling, with things made particularly fascinating by the addition of a dozen new faces to our fabulously fashionable family! To keep things civil (I know, I know, but occasionally one must submit to the pressures of decorum, however powerfully it goes against one's nature) I shant by naming any names, but I'm sure we can collectively recognize those new faces who pulled their weight and those who sank like particularly gauche rocks. ( Now, on to the fun! ) |
| Saturday, March 17th, 2012 |
| 11:52 pm |
15; WHERE MY REAPING NIGHT PARTY PEOPLE AAAAAAAT???
No seriously, I have already been to five parties and I have not seen nearly enough familiar faces! There is much to discuss and even more to imbibe and I would like to be doing both with my favourites, so if you could please text your locats and scheds to Spirit so that she can triangulate that would be spectacular thanks darlings mwah mwah! |
| Wednesday, March 14th, 2012 |
| 2:40 pm |
14; [Locked to Roxie, Dido and Shynnah]
Well, I suppose there are congratulations in order, what with the two of you being so upwardly mobile this year and all. Please imagine me prancing around throwing confetti and gushing selflessly about your good fortune instead of sitting here alone figuring out what I'm going to do with another year of soot-covered Tributes at the bottom of the chain. Roxie, I know this will pain you in particular but I'm going to have to insist we collectively give Nero the cold shoulder as punishment for his unforgivable abandonment.
Lets indulge me by gossiping about the new arrivals to take my mind off of my woeful situation, yes? |
| Tuesday, March 6th, 2012 |
| 6:55 pm |
13; I have the Post-Games Depression. |
| Thursday, March 1st, 2012 |
| 10:25 pm |
12; Urrrrrrgggggghhhhh my post-finale hangovers are always pretty epic but I think I topped myself this time. Oh my god even writing EVERY KEYSTROKE HURTS. I blame D2 for that horrendous basalt vodka disaster. That'll teach me to get so colonial with my celebratory libations.
Thank god I managed to wrangle a 3 pm appointment for a full blood alcohol transfusion or I may have missed the big victory party! And then I'd have to kill myself like that wretched five boy.
Oh yes and also CONGRATULATIONS to everyone at One kisses all around mwah mwah mwah. |
| Wednesday, February 29th, 2012 |
| 12:09 am |
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| Sunday, February 26th, 2012 |
| 2:20 pm |
10; Well, I must say that I've been horribly disappointed that the Quarter Quell hasn't even had a single instance of my most favourite part of the Games: betrayal most foul. Everyone's been so tediously honourable and whatnot, it's enough to make you just retch.
On the plus side, it would seem that we're finally about to see some properly broken alliances! Two teams of two makes it seem at least likely that we'll have some imminent backstabbing! I'm hoping that vicious One girl lives up to our reputation by taking down her District mate... |
| Friday, February 24th, 2012 |
| 3:09 pm |
09; NOBODY EVEN TRY TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW |
| Friday, February 17th, 2012 |
| 3:31 pm |
08; Well, that was a party for the ages!
In entirely unrelated news, my new contact lens cameras work even better than expected.
[Note that the morning after the party, several photos and short video clips from the party started circulating 'anonymously' around the Capitol network. Mainly of fights (Danna?), flirtations (Nero/Roxie) and hookups (Shynnah/Madoc).] |
| Tuesday, February 7th, 2012 |
| 11:43 pm |
07;
[Locked to Stylists and Escorts, minus Shynnah]
Batten down the hatches, me hearties, we all know what this means: Mount Shynnah is about to blow! |